Before entering the soda shop, where they’ll order their favorite dirty soda concoctions, one of them exclaims, “I just need my Mormon crack.” That, for her, is something called a “Bloody Wild.” It’s a Mountain Dew with mango and strawberry puree with a spack of coconut cream.

In recent years, reality television fans got their first hint that life as a Mormon wife might not always be the chaste, ‘very demure, very mindful’, we’d all imagined, thanks to a little old Bravo TV sensation,