"I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean."

I much prefer the British spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets. We Shih Tzu not. Each week at HuffPost, we scour X, formerly Twitter,

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X, the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy.